A couple was on their honeymoon, lying
in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the
new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,
I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big
thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been
with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome.
I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make
passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets
up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was
going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a
second time."
The husband puts down the phone and
goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes
over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so
I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
